Public Ridicule

The Vatican has released a new set of sins - seven “social” sins. Let’s look at these one-by-one:

1. “Bioethical’ violations such as birth control

Right… Instead of birth control, you should just continue to breed like rabbits regardless of whether you live in, oh… say… Calcutta. Don’t worry about being able to feed the little buggers, just keep having them and make sure they’re Catholic.

2. “Morally dubious” experiments such as stem cell research

Because, God forbid that we learn how to heal anything. Healing is strictly a religious institution.

3. Drug abuse

Says “the opiate of the masses”.

4. Polluting the environment

Polluting your mind with a stupid ideas like sin and hell are still ok, though.

5. Contributing to widening divide between rich and poor

I’d like to see the ratio between Church assets vs. donations.

6. Excessive wealth

Pot, meet kettle.

7. Creating poverty

Remember, 10% is only the minimum.

The nerve of this church. How about addressing some real sins, Ratzo. Seems to me like there’s an awful big plank in thine own eye. Here are my seven deadly sins for you:

7. Molestation of children.
6. Covering up the molestation of children
5. Fucking up minds with moralistic dogma that goes against human nature
4. The glorification of suffering
3. Encouraging ignorance
2. Inflicting self-esteem-crushing guilt on your followers
1. Being completely irrelevant in the modern world