Public Ridicule

South Carolina sucks.

I have a right to say this because I’m originally from North Carolina. Believe us, we know. Nothing insults a North Carolinian more than being mistaken for a South Carolinian.

The geniuses in the SC legislature have come up with this wonderful little bit of legislation.

COLUMBIA, S.C. –
Exotic dancers would have to stay six feet from strip club customers and those businesses would have to close at midnight under a bill being considered by House lawmakers.

Scott Bergthold is a Tennessee-based lawyer who told a House subcommittee on Thursday that late operating hours for strip clubs creates more crime and problems for police.

Bergthold says stripper dances may be protected by courts, but not when they touch customers, which is commonly known as a lap dance.

He says there’s no constitutional right to lap dances.

The House Judiciary Committee will next take up the proposal.

First they secede from the the Union, now this. I’m not surprised to see that a Tennessean brought this up. South Carolina lawmakers would have never come up with this on their own.

South Carolina, take it from me, you need to do everything you can to put as many girls through college as possible. Stand up against this absurd proposal. Otherwise, you’ll have more of this: