Public Ridicule

Yes, North Carolina’s own JFK-wannabe had an extra marital affair. Normally I don’t care about shit like this. However, when I lived in NC, I heard this ass talk about morality all the time. Nice job, Johnny. You picked an ingenious method of proving Ann Coulter wrong.

Thank Xenu this douche dropped out. The last thing this country needs is another high-ranking trial lawyer. I’m originally from North Carolina and the most common word uttered whenever his name came up was, “Who?” This is probably why he didn’t/wouldn’t have won a second term as Senator. I have a feeling we’ll see him again though. He has that vacuous, non-threatening, Dan Quayle-like quality to him. I’ll bet that’s why he’s not endorsing anyone just yet either. He’s leaving his options open. I’ll bet he’s putting together ads to send to whomever the Democratic nominee will be stating, “YOU will not have to pay ME anything to be your running-mate unless YOU win.”

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