Public Ridicule

I saw this come across one of my favorite blogs, Boing Boing, today and knew I had to share it here.

From Boing Boing:

According to Daniel Hernandez, who’s been covering the anti-emo riots on his blog Intersections, the violence began March 7, when an estimated 800 young people poured into the Mexican city of Queretaro’s main plaza “hunting” for emo kids to pummel. Then the following weekend similar violence occurred in Mexico City at the Glorieta de Insurgents, a central gathering space for emos. Hernandez also reports that several anti-emo riots have now also spread to various other Mexican cities.

I’m now reconsidering my stance on illegal immigration. We can’t let enough of these emo-hunting maniacs into our country. You can’t walk into any public place without running into some Robert Smith wannabe who needs to have their frown turned upside down at the hands of Manuel and his buddy, Mr. Lead Pipe.

“Here, Kyle, Julio brought his nail gun from the construction site to help you put on a happy face.”

What are these emo tards whining about anyway? I guess I’d cry too if I was compelled to write crappy poetry and listen to shit-ass music to keep friends. I can understand being emo if you’re a Holocaust survivor. But you know why you don’t see Elie Wiesel down at Club Dread doing interpretive dance to Morrissey? One, because he’s fucking old. Who wants to see an old, jewish man in a club made up like the drummer from My Chemical Romance (not worth a link - look ‘em up yourself) trying to relate to superficial teen angst. He’s going to look stupid and break a hip. Two, because his experience taught him to appreciate life, you whining pricks.

You sicken me, everyone of you*. Let’s open the gates and let the Mexican Emo Marauders in!

* unless you’re a cutter chick - you ladies are hot. Be sure to send daddy some pictures either at the gmail address (publicridicule [at symbol] gmail [dot] com) or pm them to me on the forum (user name: Belasco).**

** 18 and over only…

…the paler the skin, the better…

…lingerie is a plus…

…crying also helps.