Eat it, John
Posted by: Belasco in Politics, tags: asshole, democrat, john edwards, presidentThank Xenu this douche dropped out. The last thing this country needs is another high-ranking trial lawyer. I’m originally from North Carolina and the most common word uttered whenever his name came up was, “Who?” This is probably why he didn’t/wouldn’t have won a second term as Senator. I have a feeling we’ll see him again though. He has that vacuous, non-threatening, Dan Quayle-like quality to him. I’ll bet that’s why he’s not endorsing anyone just yet either. He’s leaving his options open. I’ll bet he’s putting together ads to send to whomever the Democratic nominee will be stating, “YOU will not have to pay ME anything to be your running-mate unless YOU win.”
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